I purchased two return tickets to Edinburgh for an eye-watering £225 and we passed through the ticket barrier and onto the platform. Madam immediately stopped and arranged the two suitcases next to the train for a photo. “I have to update all my public social media right away!” she said.
She is very considerate like that. She likes to give all of the local burglars plenty of notice as to read more…
Madam can never resist a royal palace so a visit to the Real Alcázar was on our agenda. The Alcázar of Seville is a royal palace built for King Peter of Castile on the site of an Abbadid Muslim residential fortress destroyed after the Christian conquest of Seville. I should have found read more…
Due to Madam’s impressive driving skills we arrived in Bournemouth two hours before we could check into the hotel so we found a multi-story car park close to the pier where I parted with £4.50 for two hours parking. We left the car park via the enclosed and gloomy stairs which seemed to serve as the local latrine. The pungent smell made my eyes water. This happens when you read more
The sea spray splattered my glasses and the wind tugged at my hair causing it to stick up in an unusually expressive and interesting manner. I looked like a cross between a mad scientist and just plain mad. I zipped up my jacket.
“Amazing! It’s like something from National Geographic!” Madam shouted above the wind.
She was pointing her phone in read more